Dennis & Aimee's Big Gay Paris Adventure

Today Mildred laid eggs. So now I’m positive that it was Stanley who committed suicide. Although, Dennis mentioned an interesting point… Since Mildred had to get it on with one of her sons to fertilize the eggs, maybe Stanley was *murdered* instead. Oh Oedipus!

She laid a dozen or so on the gravel, so I put my drinking glass upside down over the eggs to protect them from the other eager fishes who are hungry for sushi. Maybe we can make a few more fishes!

--Aimee